Thursday, 9 November 2000

Counting down slowly

We're bored. We've done as much as we can and now all we can do is wait. The orders of service are printed, the place-cards are written, Sharon has returned from Ireland with her dress in a diplomatic bag and has taken to shuffling about the house in her wedding shoes hidden beneath big socks (to prevent scuffing) so they can be broken in, while I've secured a sporran and had my herr cut. The photographer has been consulted, the cars are filled with LRP and ready to roll and the video camera is in the hands of Zoom Halliday. If you want to know who's coming and who's not, see the Guest List. Bribes will be accepted for the seating plan!

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